I like big bikes and I cannot lie
You chopper pilots can't deny
When a bike rolls in with a big wheel base
And a saddle in your face
You get sprung
Wanna climb those rungs
Cause you noticACe that HARV is tough
And RadioBox is blaring
You're hooked and you can't stop staring
Oh baby I wanna roll wich-ya
High fives and pict-chas
Other pilots tried to warn me
But with that bike you got me so horny
Pump those tires until they bang
You say you wanna get in my gang?
You'll bruise me, bruise me,
cause your steerin's all loosey-goosey
I've seen them trainin'
The hell with beer abstainin'
It's tall like a wall, got it goin' like Taj Mahal
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' light bikes are the only thing
Take your average chopper pilot and ask him that
She's gotta stack much crap
So fellas (yeah) fellas (yeah)
Has your tallbike got the funk? (Hell, yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it,
and ride with Admiral Skunk
Baby got bike
(Cleveland welds on the streets of Slum-ville)
I like 'em heavy as Hell,
So's I sweat on the negi G-wells,
So you're shakin like a leaf -n-
You gottsa hear my debriefin'?
I wanna roll you out
And ugh double up ugh ugh
I ain't talkin' bout road race zeenies
Cause carbon fiber parts were made for weight weenies
I wannem steel and real
No false metal on the Skunkmobile
Skunk's in trouble
Beggin' for that bike on bike double
So I'm lookin' at the Tour De France
Watchin' them pros like Lance,
You can have them wimpy frames
I'll keep my bikes insane
A word to the brave chopper pilots
Roll with me and civis start riots
I'm not sellin' and you can't buy it
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna chop
'Till the break of dawn
Baby I got it goin' on
A lot of civis won't like this song
Cuz them punks wanna shave it and weigh it
But I'd rather hound the pounds
Cause it's long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the choppin' on
So ladies, (yeah), ladies, (yeah)
Can't you see that my ship is shady (yeah)!
Then saddle up and move 'em out
Even roadies got to shout
Baby got bike
(Cleveland welds on the streets of Slum-ville)
Yeah baby
When it comes to bicycles
Velo News ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.
31 inch saddle height?
Only if you're checkin' from the second floor
So your sled is made by C-Dale
Don't show up on the gram scale?
Empty beer cans got a place in your heart?
Well pull my finger, 'cause I gotta fart!
You can get on those rollers hooked up to a game,
Can't you see that's friggin lame?
Some brothers wanna go extremin'
Drinkin' the dew and screamin'
They say been there and done that,
So they toss it and leave it
And I'm on the curb to retrieve it
So Liggit says your junk's too fat
I ain't down with that
Cause your BB's big and your curves are kickin
That trash is mine for pickin'
You like those bikes in magazines?
That ain't it, lean cuisine!
Give me a tallbike or a chopper,
And on the first push I'll hop her,
Some buttonpusher tried to dis
Cause his ships were on my list
He had game but chose to polish
And cheaper parts abolish
So bikes that wanna be ridden
And wanna have Skunk transmittin'
Dial 1-900-Skunksalot
and kick them scandium thoughts
Baby got bike
